🥙 We Could Be Gyros – Bold, Delicious, Legendary 🥙

Move over heroes—gyros are here to save the day. This hilarious unisex tee features a confident, self assured gyro and the cheeky caption “We Could Be Gyros,” a pun-packed nod to Bowie’s classic line. Whether you're a foodie, a pun fanatic, or just someone with epic taste, this shirt is your next go-to.

Designed for comfort and laughs, this is the ultimate t-shirt for casual hangs, food truck festivals, or that one friend who thinks they’re the main dish.

🧵 Product Details

- Soft & Lightweight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) – breathable and ideal for daily wear

- Fabric Breakdown:

Solid Colors: 100% Cotton

Heather Colors: 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester

Heather Black & Athletic Heather: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester

- Keeps Its Shape: Ribbed collar + side and shoulder seams for structure wash after wash

- Unisex Fit: Runs true to size and suits all body types

- No Tag Drama: Tear-away label for ultimate comfort

📏 Fit Guide

Fits true to size. Choose your normal size for a clean fit or size up for a relaxed, streetwear look. Refer to the size chart in photos for exact measurements.

🧼 Care Instructions

To keep your gyro lookin’ fresh:

- Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

- Use non-chlorine bleach when needed

- Tumble dry low

- Iron/steam medium heat

- Do not dry clean

🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:

-Greek food lovers

- Food pun enthusiasts

- Festival goers & food truck chasers

- That confident, spicy friend

- Anyone who could be a gyro (you know the one)

🛍️ Why You'll Love It

Funny, bold, and wearable—this isn't just a novelty tee. It's a quality-made, comfortable shirt that gets laughs without sacrificing style. Great for gifting or keeping all to yourself.