Brocc Bottom Broccoli Sticker – 3″ Vinyl, Weatherproof & Matte, Rock-Bottom Pun

Feeling a little green and down? Hit Brocc Bottom—but make it cute. This 3″ Vinyl Broccoli Pun Sticker turns “hitting rock bottom” into something veggie-fabulous.

• Pun-first design flair: A hand drawn broccoli character delivering a sassy—and slightly sarcastic—plant joke for vegans, vegetarians, broccoli lovers, and dad-joke devotees alike. Because who said self-care can’t be punny? 

• Built tough & weather-ready: Printed on thick vinyl with a matte finish and sealed with a weatherproof, UV-resistant laminate—perfect for badges of veggie resilience that won’t fade, even outdoors.

• 5-year lifespan: Let it sit on your water bottle, laptop, or bumper—it’s got staying power. 

• Boosts any vibe—seriously: Whether you’re cheering up a fellow plant-lover or need a daily grin, this sticker brings both humor and staying power.

Quick Specs

Shipping & Returns

• Ships via: USPS First Class

• Processing Time: 1–5 business days

• Transit Time: 2–5 business days

• Returns: Accepted within 30 days if in new condition with authorization.