Brocc Bottom Broccoli Sticker – 3″ Vinyl, Weatherproof & Matte, Rock-Bottom Pun
Brocc Bottom Broccoli Sticker – 3″ Vinyl, Weatherproof & Matte, Rock-Bottom Pun
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Feeling a little green and down? Hit Brocc Bottom—but make it cute. This 3″ Vinyl Broccoli Pun Sticker turns “hitting rock bottom” into something veggie-fabulous.
- Pun-first design flair: A hand drawn broccoli character delivering a sassy—and slightly sarcastic—plant joke for vegans, vegetarians, broccoli lovers, and dad-joke devotees alike. Because who said self-care can’t be punny?
- Built tough & weather-ready: Printed on thick vinyl with a matte finish and sealed with a weatherproof, UV-resistant laminate—perfect for badges of veggie resilience that won’t fade, even outdoors.
- 5-year lifespan: Let it sit on your water bottle, laptop, or bumper—it’s got staying power.
- Boosts any vibe—seriously: Whether you’re cheering up a fellow plant-lover or need a daily grin, this sticker brings both humor and staying power.
Quick Specs
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Material | Thick vinyl with matte, weatherproof laminate |
| Durability | UV-resistant, scratchproof, waterproof |
| Outdoor Lifespan | Up to 5 years |
| Size | 3″ (approx. 7.6 cm) |
| Mood | Playful, plant-pun sass |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
- FREE Shipping on order over $35.
- Ships USPS First Class Mail.
- Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
- Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
- Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
