• Person wearing a white t-shirt with a green kale graphic and text 'Oh Kale No!' against a blue door background.
  • A folded white t-shirt with a green kale character graphic and the text 'Oh Kale No!' is displayed on a rustic wooden surface, with white sneakers partially visible at the bottom.
  • A soft cream crewneck t-shirt is laid flat on a rustic dark wood surface, featuring a cartoon graphic of a green kale vegetable with arms and legs, above the text 'Oh Kale No!'. White sneakers are visible at the bottom edge on a gray concrete floor.
  • A light blue t-shirt laid flat on a rustic wooden crate, featuring a cartoon graphic of a green kale character with arms and legs, above the text 'Oh Kale No!'. White sneakers are visible at the bottom edge on a concrete floor.
  • A folded light heather gray t-shirt with Oh Kale No pun printed on the front, displayed flat on a rustic wooden plank background.
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  • A folded light heather peach t-shirt with Oh Kale No pun printed on the front, displayed flat on a rustic wooden plank background.
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Kale Shirt | Funny Dietitian T-Shirt | Oh Kale No

Kale Shirt | Funny Dietitian T-Shirt | Oh Kale No

$27.99 USD
$27.99 USD
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This kale shirt would like to lodge a complaint.

Kale has spent years being blended into smoothies, baked into chips and hidden in salads like everyone is supposed to be thrilled about it. This little bunch of greens has finally found its voice: Oh Kale No.

Our Oh Kale No design puts one deeply opinionated vegetable on a soft, comfy unisex T-shirt. It’s a funny choice for dietitians, nutritionists, vegetable lovers, gardeners and anyone who has ever stared suspiciously at a green smoothie.

Prefer your outraged produce on something else? Get the matching kale sticker, refrigerator magnet or long sleeve shirt.

Pun T-Shirt Specifications

Fun Facts

  • All Punaballoo products start with an original hand drawn design.
  • Light weight breathable fabric.
  • Tear away label.
  • Adult Unisex - Runs true to size.
  • Ribbed Collar retains shape.
  • Side and shoulder seams prevent stretching and retain shape.

Materials

  • Solid Colors 100% Cotton
  • Heather Colors 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
  • Heather Black & Athletic Heather 90% Cotton 10% Polyester

Punny T-Shirt Care

Care

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Tip

Flipping your T-Shirt inside out before washing will help protect your new friend from washing machine gremlins.

Shipping & Returns

  • Get FREE Shipping on orders over $35!
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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Pun Stickers

Our punny stickers aren’t just waterproof, they’re funny puns you can take with you wherever you go! Our clever food pun stickers feature hand-drawn art printed on durable vinyl. They’re perfect for water bottles, notebooks, phones, and laptops, and make great small gifts for idiom lovers, foodies, and vegans.

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