Funny Chicken Sticker – Don’t Be a Cocksucker Vinyl Pun Decal (3") – Waterproof Adult Humor Gift

Your fridge just got a little sassier… with barnyard boldness and unapologetic humor. 🐓🍭

Meet our “Don’t Be a Cocksucker” sticker — a hilarious 3" vinyl decal featuring original artwork of a feisty chicken paired with a cheeky caption. It’s the perfect mix of farmhouse charm and punchy wordplay, designed to get laughs (and maybe a few side-eyes).

Ideal for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or anywhere that could use a touch of comedic honesty.

Product Highlights:

🐔 Original & Bold Design – Features a quirky chicken illustration with the unapologetically cheeky phrase “Don’t Be a Cocksucker.”
💪 Durable & Waterproof – Thick, durable vinyl with UV-resistant laminate keeps your sticker looking fresh indoors & outdoors.
📏 Perfectly Sized – 3" vinyl decal fits water bottles, laptops, and phone cases without being too big or too small.
🌎 Eco-Friendly Printing – Made with eco-conscious inks on premium vinyl for guilt-free laughs.
⭐Proudly Made in the USA – Designed and produced by independent makers right here at home.

Please Note:

• Waterproof & dishwasher safe
• Scratchproof and fade resistant
• Long-lasting adhesive for 5+ years of outdoor life

Why You’ll Love It:

This sticker isn’t just decoration — it’s a conversation starter. Perfect for chicken lovers, pun collectors, or anyone who enjoys humor that’s a little offbeat. Stick it, gift it, and let your sense of humor strut its stuff.