Don’t Be a Cocksucker Chicken Sticker – 3″ Vinyl, Weatherproof Pun Decal

Spread some brutal honesty—with a side of poultry flair. Our Don’t Be a Cocksucker 3″ Vinyl Chicken Sticker delivers hilarious, no-nonsense advice wrapped in a cheeky chicken design you’ll love to stick anywhere.

• Ridiculously punny design: A sharp, poultry-themed message that’s seriously funny. Perfect for those with a taste for edgy humor. 

• Made to last: Thick, premium vinyl with a matte finish and a weatherproof, UV-resistant laminate that protects against scratches, water, and sun. 

• Outdoor-ready durability: Rated for up to 5 years outside—so your sass stays sharp through rain or shine.

• Versatile & fun: Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or bumper—because sometimes, you just need to remind people to chill out.

Backstory bonus: This cheeky design started as a custom request from the artist’s mom—but it quickly became a fan favorite! 

Key Features at a Glance

Shipping & Returns

• Ships via: USPS First Class

• Processing time: 1–5 business days

• Transit time: 2–5 business days

• Returns: Accepted within 30 days of receipt (item must be in new condition; return authorization required)