• Model wearing a white Don’t Be a Cocksucker chicken pun T-shirt featuring a rooster holding a lollipop.
  • White Don’t Be a Cocksucker rooster pun T-shirt flat lay.
  • Leaf green Don’t Be a Cocksucker rooster pun T-shirt flat lay.
  • Light blue Don’t Be a Cocksucker rooster pun T-shirt flat lay.
  • Athletic heather Don’t Be a Cocksucker rooster pun T-shirt flat lay.
  • Heather mauve Don’t Be a Cocksucker rooster pun T-shirt flat lay.
  • Don’t Be a Cocksucker chicken pun T-shirt featuring a rooster holding a lollipop.
  • bella & canvas 3001 size chart
  • T-shirt facts label with product details on a colorful background
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Chicken Shirt | Funny Rooster T-Shirt | Don’t Be a Cocksucker

Chicken Shirt | Funny Rooster T-Shirt | Don’t Be a Cocksucker

$27.99 USD
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This rooster shirt makes an excellent point.

A rooster walks into a candy store, buys one lollipop and likes it so much he purchases the entire business. His first act as owner is posting a new company policy: Don’t Be a Cocksucker.

Our Don’t Be a Cocksucker design features a proud little rooster enjoying a lollipop on a soft, comfy unisex T-shirt. It’s a funny gift for chicken keepers, backyard farmers, rooster lovers and the friend who occasionally needs a very direct reminder.

Prefer your poultry-based life advice on something else? Get the matching chicken sticker, refrigerator magnet or long sleeve shirt.

Pun T-Shirt Specifications

Fun Facts

  • All Punaballoo products start with an original hand drawn design.
  • Light weight breathable fabric.
  • Tear away label.
  • Adult Unisex - Runs true to size.
  • Ribbed Collar retains shape.
  • Side and shoulder seams prevent stretching and retain shape.

Materials

  • Solid Colors 100% Cotton
  • Heather Colors 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
  • Heather Black & Athletic Heather 90% Cotton 10% Polyester

Punny T-Shirt Care

Care

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Tip

Flipping your T-Shirt inside out before washing will help protect your new friend from washing machine gremlins.

Shipping & Returns

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  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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Pun Stickers

Our punny stickers aren’t just waterproof, they’re funny puns you can take with you wherever you go! Our clever food pun stickers feature hand-drawn art printed on durable vinyl. They’re perfect for water bottles, notebooks, phones, and laptops, and make great small gifts for idiom lovers, foodies, and vegans.

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