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Funny Chicken Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Don’t Be a Cocksucker

Funny Chicken Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Don’t Be a Cocksucker

$34.99 USD
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Some advice is easier to take from a chicken with a lollipop.

This rooster isn’t here to lecture you. He’s simply enjoying a sucker while offering one small piece of life advice: don’t be one.

Our Don’t Be a Cocksucker design comes on a soft, comfy unisex long sleeve shirt in white or athletic heather. Wear it to family dinner, the farmers market, or anywhere your shirt can say what everyone else is thinking.

Want your inappropriate poultry in another form? There’s a matching short sleeve shirt, sticker, and refrigerator magnet.

Pun T-Shirt Specifications

Fun Facts

  • All Punaballoo products start with an original hand drawn design.
  • Light weight breathable fabric.
  • Tear away label.
  • Adult Unisex - Runs true to size.
  • Ribbed Collar retains shape.
  • Side and shoulder seams prevent stretching and retain shape.

Materials

  • Solid Colors 100% Cotton
  • Heather Colors 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
  • Heather Black & Athletic Heather 90% Cotton 10% Polyester

Punny T-Shirt Care

Care

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Tip

Flipping your T-Shirt inside out before washing will help protect your new friend from washing machine gremlins.

Shipping & Returns

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  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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Pun Stickers

Our punny stickers aren’t just waterproof, they’re funny puns you can take with you wherever you go! Our clever food pun stickers feature hand-drawn art printed on durable vinyl. They’re perfect for water bottles, notebooks, phones, and laptops, and make great small gifts for idiom lovers, foodies, and vegans.

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