• Front of athletic heather long sleeve shirt with the Oh Kale No design
  • Woman wearing a white Oh Kale No long sleeve shirt with an angry kale design
  • White Oh Kale No kale long sleeve shirt laid flat on a wooden table
  • Athletic heather Oh Kale No kale long sleeve shirt laid flat on a wooden table
  • Front of white long sleeve shirt with an angry kale character and Oh Kale No text
  • Back of the white unisex long sleeve shirt
  • Back of the athletic heather unisex long sleeve shirt
  • Long sleeve T-shirt facts including sizing, fabric, and care information
  • Bella and Canvas 3501 unisex long sleeve crew neck size chart
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Kale Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Oh Kale No

Kale Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Oh Kale No

$34.99 USD
$34.99 USD
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This kale has heard enough.

Someone scheduled brunch for 7 a.m., put raisins in the potato salad, and asked this kale to circle back before end of day. Absolutely not. This furious little leaf has reached the outer limits of its patience and would like to speak to whoever is responsible.

Our Oh Kale No design comes on a soft, comfy unisex long sleeve shirt in white or athletic heather. Wear it to the farmers market, the grocery store, or anywhere you need your shirt to reject the nonsense before you have to.

Want the angry kale without the sleeves? There’s a matching short sleeve shirt, sticker, and refrigerator magnet.

Pun T-Shirt Specifications

Fun Facts

  • All Punaballoo products start with an original hand drawn design.
  • Light weight breathable fabric.
  • Tear away label.
  • Adult Unisex - Runs true to size.
  • Ribbed Collar retains shape.
  • Side and shoulder seams prevent stretching and retain shape.

Materials

  • Solid Colors 100% Cotton
  • Heather Colors 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
  • Heather Black & Athletic Heather 90% Cotton 10% Polyester

Punny T-Shirt Care

Care

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Tip

Flipping your T-Shirt inside out before washing will help protect your new friend from washing machine gremlins.

Shipping & Returns

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  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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