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Funny Pun Sticker | Foodie Water Bottle Decal | Romaine Calm

Funny Pun Sticker | Foodie Water Bottle Decal | Romaine Calm

$3.99 USD
$3.99 USD
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Romaine Calm and put this sticker on your water bottle.

It’s what you say when you are absolutely not calm but refuse to give the situation the satisfaction.

This vegetable pun sticker is for people who have mastered the art of looking composed while mentally drafting three exit strategies and a strongly worded email. It’s a funny food pun sticker with just enough “keep calm” parody to feel intentional, not naive.

It sticks to laptops, water bottles, notebooks, car bumpers — anywhere that could benefit from a small, judgmental head of lettuce overseeing events. Printed on waterproof vinyl, it survives rain, coffee spills, gym bags, and the emotional weather of group projects.

If you collect food pun stickers or prefer your vegetable humor dry, sharp, and slightly feral, this one earns its place.

Not inspirational.
Not soothing.
Just a calm face on a situation that is absolutely not calm.

Lettuce pretend.

Pun Sticker Specifications

  • Printed on thick, durable vinyl
  • Waterproof & Dishwasher Safe
  • Matte Finish
  • Weatherproof and UV-resistant laminate coating - stickers are protected from scratches, water & sunlight
  • 3" at longest side
  • Effective outdoor life of 5 years
  • Permanent adhesive
  • Made In the USA

Funny Pun Sticker Care

  • Laminated Vinyl
  • Wipe clean with damp cloth

Shipping & Returns

  • Get FREE Shipping on orders over $35!
  • Ships USPS First Class Mail.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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Punny T-Shirts

Whether you’re looking for food puns, animal puns, or drink puns, our clever shirts have you covered. Our original hand-drawn art is printed on high-quality, comfy shirts that make an easy choice when you need foodie gifts, want to show your love of wordplay, or surprise your favorite vegetable gardener.

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  • 3 stars: 2 (11%)
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Kimberly Reeves

So cute. Loved the design and great quality sticker

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Samantha

Funny stickers for culinary teacher. Will buy from again!

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Lindy

I don’t want to leave a review.

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Lindy

Everything was good thank you

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Megan

It’s so cute! I love it on my kindle scribe case.

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Rachel Borger

"Romaine Calm" Funny Lettuce Pun Sticker

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Etsy customer

Super cute! Love for my Stanley jug!

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Kristin Franke

Such fun stickers. I have them on my work laptop and they're a perfect conversation piece.

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Stephanie Anna

Love it! Thanks so much!!

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Robbin Faulk

Perfect gift it looks great

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Samantha

Cute sticker for culinary teacher! Fast shipping!!!

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Kelly

The cutest sticker! Looks great on my iPad cover.

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Amy Carpenter
Makes me smile

On my car and it makes me smile.

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Steven

Arrived on time & undamaged.

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Steven (hjze9shppxsdom47)

Delivered on time & feels great.

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Steven (hjze9shppxsdom47)

Arrived on time & undamaged.

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Sonal

Arrived quickly and great quality. A good gift for RBG fans!

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Laura Gray (Lorita61)

Ordered this sticker for my vegetarian daughter who needs reminders to Romaine Calm, lol! Shipping was quick and Angela was a pleasure to converse with! Would definitely order from her shop again! Thanks Angela!

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blugrl

Super cute and quick shipping! Thank you!