Funny Fruit Pun Sticker – “Grow a Pear” Vinyl Sticker, Waterproof & Durable
Funny Fruit Pun Sticker – “Grow a Pear” Vinyl Sticker, Waterproof & Durable
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🍐 Sometimes life calls for a little tough love — and a pun that sticks.
Meet our “Grow a Pear” vinyl sticker, featuring original hand-drawn artwork of a confident pear serving up sass with the cheeky caption “Grow a Pear” (a playful twist on Grow a Pair). Printed on durable, waterproof vinyl, this 3" sticker is built to last and made to make people laugh. Whether you’re decorating your laptop, water bottle, or journal, this punny fruit friend delivers big attitude in a small package.
Perfect for food pun lovers, fruit enthusiasts, sarcastic friends, or anyone who needs a little reminder to toughen up with a smile.
Product Highlights:
🍐 Original & Punny Design – A bold pear with the witty caption “Grow a Pear” – equal parts funny and sassy.
💦 Waterproof & Weatherproof – Protected with a UV-resistant laminate to withstand spills, rain, and sunshine.
📏 Perfect Size – 3" vinyl sticker that’s big enough to stand out but small enough to fit anywhere.
✨ Durable & Long-Lasting – Scratchproof, dishwasher-safe, and fade-resistant for up to 5 years.
🌎 Eco-Friendly Inks – Printed on thick vinyl with environmentally friendly inks.
Please Note:
• Designed for indoor & outdoor use
• Permanent adhesive — sticks strong, removes clean
Why You’ll Love It:
This sticker isn’t just decoration — it’s a daily mood booster and conversation starter. Great as a gift for friends who love puns, fruit jokes, or sassy reminders. Pop it on your water bottle, laptop, car bumper, or wherever you need a little extra pear-sonality.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Ships USPS First Class Mail.
Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.









