Grow a Pear Vinyl Sticker – 3″ Weatherproof Pear Pun, Humor & Sass

Get ready for some "fresh fruit!" Meet our Grow a Pear 3″ Vinyl Sticker, serving up fruity humor with a dash of bold encouragement (“Suck it up, buttercup.”) whether you're planting seeds or flipping someone off playfully.

• Cheeky pun meets self-confidence: A spirited pear pun for plant moms, pun lovers, or anyone who appreciates a little edge with their fruit. 

• Built to endure: Printed on generous, thick vinyl with a matte finish and coated in a weatherproof, UV-resistant laminate—this sticker stands strong through scratches, water, and sunlight. 

• 5-year outdoor life: Whether it’s adorning your water bottle, car bumper, or laptop, this pun won’t peel away from the elements.

• Versatile & bold: Stick it where you want a splash of wit—fridges, notebooks, messenger bags, or wherever your personality shows.

Perfect pick-me-up gift: A fun, irreverent reminder to grow (a pear) and keep going. Great for a friend who loves puns, gardening, or just needs a smile.

Quick Specs

Shipping & Returns

• Ships via: USPS First Class

• Processing time: 1–5 business days

• Transit time: 2–5 business days

• Returns: Accepted within 30 days of receipt (must be in new condition; return authorization required)