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Motivational Sticker | Funny Porpoise Pun | Find Your Porpoise

Motivational Sticker | Funny Porpoise Pun | Find Your Porpoise

$3.99 USD
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Find your porpoise. The rest can wait.

This porpoise has been assigned one job: help you figure out what you’re doing with your life. Is it qualified? Absolutely not. But it looks very confident, so we’re willing to hear it out.

Our Find Your Porpoise sticker features a hand-drawn little porpoise offering the kind of motivational advice you can tolerate before coffee. Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, phone or car as a reminder that not every life decision needs to be made today. Sometimes you just keep swimming and see where you end up.

It makes a funny gift for ocean lovers, students, graduates, teachers, counselors, coworkers and anyone still trying to determine what they want to be when they grow up.

Need regular reminders from an unlicensed marine life coach? Grab the matching Find Your Porpoise magnet.

Find more questionable wisdom in our Animal Pun Gifts collection.

Pun Sticker Specifications

  • Printed on thick, durable vinyl
  • Waterproof & Dishwasher Safe
  • Matte Finish
  • Weatherproof and UV-resistant laminate coating - stickers are protected from scratches, water & sunlight
  • 3" at longest side
  • Effective outdoor life of 5 years
  • Permanent adhesive
  • Made In the USA

Funny Pun Sticker Care

  • Laminated Vinyl
  • Wipe clean with damp cloth

Shipping & Returns

  • Get FREE Shipping on orders over $35!
  • Ships USPS First Class Mail.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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