Oh Kale No – 3" Waterproof Kale Pun Sticker

Your gear just got sassier and a whole lot greener.

Meet our “Oh Kale No” sticker — a 3" waterproof vinyl design featuring a cranky kale leaf with the cheeky caption “Oh Kale No!” (a fresh play on “Oh Hell No!”). Whether you’re a salad lover, pun collector, or just someone who appreciates leafy drama, this sticker is here to bring the attitude.

A perfect mini-gift for vegetarians, vegans, foodies, or anyone who loves a punchy pun with their produce.

Product Highlights:

🥬 Original & Hilarious Design – Features an annoyed kale leaf paired with the witty caption “Oh Kale No!”
💦 Waterproof & Weatherproof – Scratchproof, UV-resistant, and dishwasher safe for years of laughs.
📏 Perfect Size – 3" vinyl sticker that sticks anywhere and always gets noticed.
✨ Durable & Long-Lasting – Printed on thick, premium vinyl to withstand daily use.
🌎 Eco-Friendly Inks – Made sustainably with environmentally friendly inks.

Please Note:

- Suitable for both indoor & outdoor use

- Dishwasher safe for bottles, mugs, and tumblers

Why You’ll Love It:

This sticker is bold, funny, and a little dramatic — just like kale itself. Stick it to your laptop, notebook, or water bottle and let everyone know you’re serious about your greens (and your puns).