Romaine Calm Lettuce Pun Sticker – 3″ Weatherproof Vinyl, Funny Vegetable Pun Decal

Stay cool, stay punny! Meet the Romaine Calm 3-inch Vinyl Lettuce Pun Sticker—the perfect blend of lighthearted humor and lasting durability.

• Crisp, durable print: Crafted from thick, high-quality vinyl and coated with a UV-resistant laminate, this sticker is designed to withstand scratches, rain, and sun without fading. 

• Built to last: With an effective outdoor lifespan of up to 5 years, it’s ready for wherever you stick it—your laptop, water bottle, car, or planner.

• Matte finish charm: The subtle, non-glossy finish gives it a sleek, modern look that fits any aesthetic.

• Comforting pun: Inspired by the familiar phrase “remain calm,” “Romaine Calm” is a pun that resonates—perfect for anyone named “Romaine,” a stressed flyer, a teacher, a massage therapist, or simply someone who could use a smile. 

• Customer-loved: “Makes me smile. On my car and it makes me smile.” —a happy customer. 

Why You’ll Love It

Whether you're gifting it to a lettuce-loving friend or adding quirky flair to your own gear, this sticker brings a dose of calm—and pun-filled joy.

Quick Specs

Shipping & Returns

• Ships via USPS First Class

• Processing: 1–5 business days

• Transit: 2–5 business days

• Returns: Accepted within 30 days of receipt (unworn/unmessed, with approval)