• Front of athletic heather Stalker celery long sleeve shirt
  • Woman wearing a white Stalker long sleeve shirt with a celery stalk holding binoculars
  • White Stalker celery long sleeve shirt laid flat on a wooden table
  • Athletic heather Stalker celery long sleeve shirt laid flat on a wooden table
  • Front of white long sleeve shirt with the Stalker celery and binoculars design
  • Back of the white unisex long sleeve shirt
  • Back of the athletic heather unisex long sleeve shirt
  • Bella and Canvas 3501 unisex long sleeve T-shirt size chart
  • Long sleeve T-shirt facts including sizing, fabric, and care information
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Funny Celery Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Stalker

Funny Celery Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Stalker

$34.99 USD
$34.99 USD
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This celery keeps showing up.

At first you thought it was a coincidence. Then you spotted the binoculars. This stalk of celery claims it’s just making sure you eat your vegetables, but that’s exactly what someone with a little file on you would say.

The nosy little stalk now comes on a soft, comfy unisex long sleeve shirt in white or athletic heather. Wear it to the farmers market, on a chilly grocery run, or whenever you’re cyber stalking produce sales.

Prefer to keep your Stalker somewhere else? There’s a matching short sleeve T-shirt, vinyl sticker, and refrigerator magnet.

Pun T-Shirt Specifications

Fun Facts

  • All Punaballoo products start with an original hand drawn design.
  • Light weight breathable fabric.
  • Tear away label.
  • Adult Unisex - Runs true to size.
  • Ribbed Collar retains shape.
  • Side and shoulder seams prevent stretching and retain shape.

Materials

  • Solid Colors 100% Cotton
  • Heather Colors 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
  • Heather Black & Athletic Heather 90% Cotton 10% Polyester

Punny T-Shirt Care

Care

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Tip

Flipping your T-Shirt inside out before washing will help protect your new friend from washing machine gremlins.

Shipping & Returns

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  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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Pun Stickers

Our punny stickers aren’t just waterproof, they’re funny puns you can take with you wherever you go! Our clever food pun stickers feature hand-drawn art printed on durable vinyl. They’re perfect for water bottles, notebooks, phones, and laptops, and make great small gifts for idiom lovers, foodies, and vegans.

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