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Vegetable Shirt | Funny Celery T-Shirt | Stalker

Vegetable Shirt | Funny Celery T-Shirt | Stalker

$27.99 USD
$27.99 USD
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This celery shirt is watching you.

You saw this celery once in the produce aisle. Then again outside the smoothie shop. Now it’s standing across the street pretending to read a newspaper. It would like you to believe this is a coincidence.

Stalker puts our suspicious little celery character on a soft, comfy unisex T-shirt. It’s a funny gift for vegetable lovers, gardeners, vegetarians, vegans and anyone whose screen time report raises questions.

Need your stalker to follow you somewhere else? Get the matching celery sticker, refrigerator magnet or long sleeve shirt.

Pun T-Shirt Specifications

Fun Facts

  • All Punaballoo products start with an original hand drawn design.
  • Light weight breathable fabric.
  • Tear away label.
  • Adult Unisex - Runs true to size.
  • Ribbed Collar retains shape.
  • Side and shoulder seams prevent stretching and retain shape.

Materials

  • Solid Colors 100% Cotton
  • Heather Colors 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
  • Heather Black & Athletic Heather 90% Cotton 10% Polyester

Punny T-Shirt Care

Care

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Tip

Flipping your T-Shirt inside out before washing will help protect your new friend from washing machine gremlins.

Shipping & Returns

  • Get FREE Shipping on orders over $35!
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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Pun Stickers

Our punny stickers aren’t just waterproof, they’re funny puns you can take with you wherever you go! Our clever food pun stickers feature hand-drawn art printed on durable vinyl. They’re perfect for water bottles, notebooks, phones, and laptops, and make great small gifts for idiom lovers, foodies, and vegans.

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