Stalker Adult Unisex Celery Pun T-Shirt

Every breath you take, every glass you break, every sandwich you make, I'll be watching you. Isn't that comforting!? This celery is always looking out for you. Whether your creeping profiles on Social Media or just peeking through your blinds at your neighbors, you’re sure to get a lot of laughs with this overly friendly veggie. It's a funny gift for vegans, grocery delivery drivers, and internet sleuths. 

Product features
- Side seams for structural support
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Shoulder tape for stability
- Made with lightweight and breathable cotton fabric
- Retail fit for casual and semi-formal settings

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean