🥙 We Could Be Gyros – Bold, Delicious, Legendary 🥙

Move over heroes—gyros are here to save the day. This hilarious unisex tee features a confident, self assured gyro and the cheeky caption “We Could Be Gyros,” a pun-packed nod to Bowie’s classic line. Whether you're a foodie, a pun fanatic, or just someone with epic taste, this shirt is your next go-to.

Designed for comfort and laughs, this is the ultimate t-shirt for casual hangs, food truck festivals, or that one friend who thinks they’re the main dish.

🧵 Product Details

Lightweight & Soft: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) – ideal for everyday wear
Fabric Composition:
- Solid Colors: 100% Cotton
- Heather Colors: 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester
- Heather Black & Athletic Heather: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester
Built to Last: Ribbed collar + side and shoulder seams that retain shape
Unisex Sizing: True to size with a modern, flattering fit
Tag-Free Comfort: Tear-away label for zero itch

📏 Fit Guide

Fits true to size. Choose your normal size for a clean fit or size up for a relaxed, streetwear look. Refer to the size chart in photos for exact measurements.

🧼 Care Instructions

To keep your gyro lookin’ fresh:

Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
Use non-chlorine bleach when needed
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam medium heat
Do not dry clean

🎁 Makes a Great Gift For:

Greek food lovers
Food pun enthusiasts
Festival goers & food truck chasers
That confident, spicy friend
Anyone who could be a gyro (you know the one)

🛍️ Why You'll Love It

Funny, bold, and wearable—this isn't just a novelty tee. It's a quality-made, comfortable shirt that gets laughs without sacrificing style. Great for gifting or keeping all to yourself.