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Funny Egg Sticker | Dark Humor Food Decal | Eggsistential Dread

Funny Egg Sticker | Dark Humor Food Decal | Eggsistential Dread

$3.99 USD
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Breakfast has entered the void.

This funny egg sticker features our original Eggsistential Dread design with one fried egg quietly questioning everything.

Made for egg lovers, dark humor fans, anxious overthinkers, and people who understand that breakfast can only do so much. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, Kindle, notebook, or car window.

Want the wearable version? Pair it with our matching Eggsistential Dread t-shirt.

Pun Sticker Specifications

  • Printed on thick, durable vinyl
  • Waterproof & Dishwasher Safe
  • Matte Finish
  • Weatherproof and UV-resistant laminate coating - stickers are protected from scratches, water & sunlight
  • 3" at longest side
  • Effective outdoor life of 5 years
  • Permanent adhesive
  • Made In the USA

Funny Pun Sticker Care

  • Laminated Vinyl
  • Wipe clean with damp cloth

Shipping & Returns

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  • Ships USPS First Class Mail.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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