• Eggsistential Dread egg sticker featuring a fried egg between two cracked shell halves
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Egg Sticker | Dark Humor Decal | Eggsistential Dread

Egg Sticker | Dark Humor Decal | Eggsistential Dread

$3.99 USD
$3.99 USD
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This egg sticker has a lot to process.

One minute you’re safely inside a shell. The next you’re fried, exposed and expected to know what it all means. Honestly, the egg has questions.

Our Eggsistential Dread sticker features a fried egg staring into the middle distance between two cracked shell halves. Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, notebook, phone or car whenever you need company while contemplating the alarming speed at which breakfast becomes a metaphor.

It makes a funny gift for egg lovers, philosophy majors, chronic overthinkers, dark humor fans and anyone who has asked, “What’s the point?” before finishing their coffee.

Turn the crisis into an outfit with the matching Eggsistential Dread shirt, or find more breakfast characters in our Egg, Cheese & Dairy Pun Gifts collection.

Pun Sticker Specifications

  • Printed on thick, durable vinyl
  • Waterproof & Dishwasher Safe
  • Matte Finish
  • Weatherproof and UV-resistant laminate coating - stickers are protected from scratches, water & sunlight
  • 3" at longest side
  • Effective outdoor life of 5 years
  • Permanent adhesive
  • Made In the USA

Funny Pun Sticker Care

  • Laminated Vinyl
  • Wipe clean with damp cloth

Shipping & Returns

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  • Ships USPS First Class Mail.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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Whether you’re looking for food puns, animal puns, or drink puns, our clever shirts have you covered. Our original hand-drawn art is printed on high-quality, comfy shirts that make an easy choice when you need foodie gifts, want to show your love of wordplay, or surprise your favorite vegetable gardener.

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