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Egg T-Shirt | Dark Humor Breakfast Shirt | Eggsistential Dread

Egg T-Shirt | Dark Humor Breakfast Shirt | Eggsistential Dread

$27.99 USD
$27.99 USD
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Breakfast is served with a side of impending doom.

This funny egg t-shirt features our original Eggsistential Dread design for mornings when you wake up on the anxious side of the bed.

Made for egg pun fans, dark humor people, comfy t-shirt lovers, and everyone quietly spiraling before coffee. Wear it to breakfast, the diner, the grocery store, or your next emotionally complicated brunch.

Looking for a smaller serving of breakfast despair? Pair it with our matching Eggsistential Dread sticker.

Pun T-Shirt Specifications

Fun Facts

  • All Punaballoo products start with an original hand drawn design.
  • Light weight breathable fabric.
  • Tear away label.
  • Adult Unisex - Runs true to size.
  • Ribbed Collar retains shape.
  • Side and shoulder seams prevent stretching and retain shape.

Materials

  • Solid Colors 100% Cotton
  • Heather Colors 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
  • Heather Black & Athletic Heather 90% Cotton 10% Polyester

Punny T-Shirt Care

Care

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Tip

Flipping your T-Shirt inside out before washing will help protect your new friend from washing machine gremlins.

Shipping & Returns

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  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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Pun Stickers

Our punny stickers aren’t just waterproof, they’re funny puns you can take with you wherever you go! Our clever food pun stickers feature hand-drawn art printed on durable vinyl. They’re perfect for water bottles, notebooks, phones, and laptops, and make great small gifts for idiom lovers, foodies, and vegans.

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