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Funny Pear Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Grow a Pear

Funny Pear Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Grow a Pear

$34.99 USD
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This pear believes in tough love.

You’ve complained, procrastinated, and added one more thing to tomorrow-you’s problem pile. This pear has heard enough. Hands on hips and calling you out, it’s here with the motivational advice nobody asked for: grow a pear.

Our Grow a Pear design comes on a soft, comfy unisex long sleeve shirt in white or athletic heather. Wear it when you need a little confidence, some constructive produce, or someone around you needs a gentle shove toward getting their shit together.

Prefer your judgmental fruit in another form? There’s a matching short sleeve shirt, sticker, and refrigerator magnet.

Pun T-Shirt Specifications

Fun Facts

  • All Punaballoo products start with an original hand drawn design.
  • Light weight breathable fabric.
  • Tear away label.
  • Adult Unisex - Runs true to size.
  • Ribbed Collar retains shape.
  • Side and shoulder seams prevent stretching and retain shape.

Materials

  • Solid Colors 100% Cotton
  • Heather Colors 52% Cotton 48% Polyester
  • Heather Black & Athletic Heather 90% Cotton 10% Polyester

Punny T-Shirt Care

Care

  • Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Tip

Flipping your T-Shirt inside out before washing will help protect your new friend from washing machine gremlins.

Shipping & Returns

  • Get FREE Shipping on orders over $35!
  • Ships USPS Ground Advantage.
  • Avg transit time 2-5 Business Days.
  • Please allow 1-5 Business Days for processing.
  • Returns accepted within 30 days of receipt. Must be in new condition with approval. Please contact us for return authorization and instructions.
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Pun Stickers

Our punny stickers aren’t just waterproof, they’re funny puns you can take with you wherever you go! Our clever food pun stickers feature hand-drawn art printed on durable vinyl. They’re perfect for water bottles, notebooks, phones, and laptops, and make great small gifts for idiom lovers, foodies, and vegans.

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